wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
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Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
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I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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