meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
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