you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
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wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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