Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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