My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I think people are normalizing furries
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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