i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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