pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
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How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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