so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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