Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Alive.
So much puke
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
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I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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