you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
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