i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
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He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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