he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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