as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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