So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
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I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
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while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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