i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
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I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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