Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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