You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
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I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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