But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
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Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize