This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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