Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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