You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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