You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
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dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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