It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
worst night to have a conscience
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
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whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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