Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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