I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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