she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize