If that was your dad, he is hot
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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