Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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It's never too late to be topless.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
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He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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