i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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