It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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