WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
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it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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