The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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