We should be called the Road Head Warriors
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
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She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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