Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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