I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
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discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
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I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
whose parrot is this?
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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