You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
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While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize