I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Let's get the cat blown out
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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