yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
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who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
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Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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