Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
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I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
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i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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