the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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