I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
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When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
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