Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I need water and some morals
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
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