For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
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Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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