so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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