I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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