he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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