I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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