I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
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Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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