When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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