just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
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Houston, we have a squirter
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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